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Arrr! Hamas be ponderin' Israel's peace parley, mayhap makin' strides towards a truce. Avast, progress be afoot!

2024-05-02

Arrr, Ismail Haniyeh, the scallywag leader of Hamas, be sayin' we be reviewin' the latest proposal with a merry heart, and will be sendin' our crew to Cairo to parley further. Let's hope this be settlin' our differences afore we be walkin' the plank!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywag Ismail Haniyeh, leader of Hamas, be talkin' about a proposal like a bloomin' gentleman. He be sayin' that they be lookin' at it with a positive spirit, and sendin' their representatives to Cairo to parley some more.
Now, we all know that negotiations be like tryin' to find buried treasure - ye never know what ye be findin' until ye dig deeper. But Haniyeh and his crew seem to be willin' to give it a go and see where it takes 'em.
So, me hearties, let's raise a tankard of grog to these brave souls who be tryin' to navigate the treacherous waters of diplomacy. Who knows, maybe they'll come out of it with a chest full of gold and a parrot on their shoulder!

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