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Arrr! Blinken parleys with Netanyahu, tryin' to fend off Rafah raid. Aye, mayhaps they'll find a treasure map instead!

2024-05-01

Arrr! President Biden be scoldin' Hamas to release some prisoners for a temporary truce, but that scallywag Netanyahu be swearin' to lay siege on Rafah come hell or high water! The seas be turbulent, but them politicians be loopier than a drunken sailor on shore leave!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, the President Biden be tryin' to strike a deal with them rascally pirates of Hamas to release some hostages for a spell of six weeks. But that crafty ol' Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be havin' none of it! He be sayin' he's gonna go full throttle on them landlubbers in Rafah, with or without a deal!
Arrr, it be a right ol' stand-off between these two swashbucklers, with Biden tryin' to keep the peace and Netanyahu ready to unleash the cannons at any moment. Will they come to an agreement or will they be lockin' horns in a battle royale? Only time will tell, me hearties!
Me thinks there be some serious seasickness goin' on in the halls of power, as these two captains navigate the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare. So batten down the hatches, me hearties, for this be one wild ride on the high seas of international politics!

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