"Arrr, how quickly be Ukraine's crew ready to keelhaul if the Yanks stop supplyin' their cannons, matey?"
2025-03-05
Arrr, savvy analysts be spoutin' that it could be naught but four moons afore Europe be patchin' the gaping hole left by that scallywag Trump, who be cuttin' off the gold for the cannons! A right ruckus it be, me hearty!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for I’ve a tale to spin 'bout the landlubbers across the sea! Ye see, the wise analysts be whisperin' that ‘tis but a mere four moons from now before Europe finds itself in a right pickle, tryin’ to mend the gaping hole left by that scallywag President Trump, who decided to cast aside military aid like an old boot on a stormy night!