Arrr, Hamas be claimin’ they’ll set loose more Israeli landlubbers on Saturday, as they promised, savvy?
2025-02-13
Arrr, mateys! On the morrow's tide, them Hamas scallywags be settin' the Israeli hostages free, just as they be claimin’! Aye, the news be spillin' from The Associated Press, so grab yer grog and prepare for a right jolly spectacle! Yarrr!
Avast ye landlubbers! The scallywags of Hamas be makin’ a grand announcement, sayin’ they’ll be settin’ free them Israeli hostages, just as they’d promised! Aye, it be reported by The Associated Press on this fine Thursday!Now, what be spurrin’ this change of heart, ye ask? Well, it seems that President Donald Trump, with all the flair of a cap’n at the helm, be givin’ them knaves an ultimatum! He threatened to unleash a stormy sea upon the Gaza Strip if they didn’t let the hostages go by Saturday, hollerin’ that he’d “let hell break out.” Blimey, that be some fierce words, if I do say so meself!
But hold yer horses! Those scurvy dogs at Hamas did try to play the game, claimin’ the good folks of Israel weren’t holdin’ up their end of the bargain. A right bit of cheek, if ye ask me!
So, we be waitin’ with bated breath, hopin’ this be no mere trickery and that the hostages find their way back home. Keep yer spyglass handy, for this tale be far from over, and more updates be settin’ sail soon!