The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Tate scallywags sail from Romania to Florida, dodgin' inquiries ‘bout their dastardly deeds with the ladies!

2025-02-27

Arrr, matey! The swift escape of them scallywags, Andrew and Tristan Tate, from Romanian clutches be stirrin' the seas o' speculation! Did the Trump crew hoist their sails and plot a rescue? Aye, 'tis a tale fit for a barrel o' rum and a hearty laugh!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this curious tale of two scallywags, Andrew and Tristan Tate, who found themselves landlocked in Romania for nigh on two years! Aye, they were like fish out of water in that foreign port, and whispers be blowin’ with the wind, suggestin’ that the good ol’ Trump administration might’ve had a hand in their hasty escape! Arrr!

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