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Arrr, a Kenyan copper sent to swab the deck in Haiti met Davy Jones instead, tangled with the scallywags!

2025-02-24

Arrr, matey! It seems the grim reaper’s claimed the first soul from the Kenyan crew sent to Haiti last year, joinin' the ruckus to tame them scallywag gangs! A fine start to their adventure, eh? Hope the rest be ready for a proper rum-fueled tussle!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the briny deep that’ll tickle yer funny bones. 'Twas the fate of a brave officer, a true son of Kenya, who met his untimely end upon the shores of Haiti, where the rum flows like a river and the gangsters be as plentiful as fish in the sea!

This fine lad, part of an international crew set sail to calm the ruckus of the landlubbers and bring order to the chaos of gang violence, found himself face to face with a tempest of trouble. Aye, it seems that the danger be thicker than a fog on a moonless night! ’Twas the first of his kind to swim with Davy Jones from the Kenyan ranks, a real shame, I tell ye.

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