Arrr! Kamala’s pickin’ a Jewish matey raises eyebrows ‘bout Israel and Iran—‘tis a right red flag, savvy?
2024-08-21
Arrr, matey! Kamala be appointin' Ilan Goldenberg as the captain o' outreach to the Jewish crew, but blow me down! Some scallywags be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout his thoughts on Israel! It be a tempest in a teapot, I say!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics, where Vice President Kamala Harris has stirred a tempest with her choice of a man, Ilan Goldenberg, to be the liaison for the American Jewish crew! This swab, born in the land of Jerusalem, has been marked by some as a scallywag, undermining the good ship Israel’s security and cozying up to the dreaded Iran! Yarrr, what a ruckus!Goldenberg, who tossed aside his Israeli citizenship to serve under the Obama flag, be seen as a lightning rod by many a furious Jew and Israeli! The word on the waves is that his policies be sinking the ship of Israel, with a senior Republican declaring he be steering the Biden-Harris vessel towards the treacherous waters of pro-Palestinian shores!
As the hullabaloo grows, Goldenberg boldly declared at a gathering, “Israel has a right to defend itself”—but ye can bet there be whispers of betrayal among the ranks! Critics be hollering that Harris, instead of courting the Jewish community, be sailing straight towards the leftist gale! So, grab yer grog, fair mates, for this tale of political intrigue be far from over and promises to keep the taverns abuzz with debate! Yarr!