The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! Flights be settin' sail again at Heathrow, after a fire in the treasure box put the port on pause!

2025-03-21

Arrr, matey! A fierce blaze be havin' Britain’s grandest port of the skies shiverin' in their timbers, causin' more than 1,000 flights to be tossed like a ship in a storm! Even the counterterrorism scallywags be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' what devilry set the flames a-dancin'!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of a fiery mishap that shook the very skies of Britain! On a fateful Friday, a blaze of such monstrous proportions erupted, causin' chaos at the grand ol’ Heathrow, the mightiest airport in the realm. Aye, more than a thousand flights were scuttled or sent sailin’ to distant shores, leavin’ passengers as bewildered as a landlubber at sea!

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