The Booty Report

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Arrr, Hamas be claimin' they’ve tossed back another corpse, thinkin’ it be the lass Shiri Bibas! Blimey!

2025-02-21

Arrr, within a day’s sail, Israel realized the bones handed over by them scallywags of Hamas weren't those of the fair Ms. Bibas, the poor lass! Yet, those buccaneers be claimin’ they’ve tossed another body back into the sea! Aye, what a merry game they be playin’!

Aye, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of treachery on the high seas of news! Just a mere tick of the clock, less than a day, ye see, after the landlubbers in Israel be discoverin' that the remains handed over by those scallywags, Hamas, were naught but a ruse, not belongin' to the fair Ms. Bibas, a hostage lost to the cruel winds of fate!

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