Avast! A scallywag South Korean politician be gettin' a taste of a good ol' rumble in Seoul!
2024-01-25
Arrr, mateys! Bae Hyunjin, a scallywag from the ruling party, was beset upon in Seoul and carried off to a shipshape infirmary. Blimey! 'Twas only three weeks past that another politico was skewered! This be one treacherous pirate-infested town, mark me words!
Ah, but this assault be no isolated incident, my hearties! It seems that just a fortnight earlier, another poor soul of a politician found himself on the wrong end of a stabby situation. It seems our politicians be not only at the mercy of treacherous waters but also treacherous landlubbers!
But fear not, me hearties, for in this tale lies much amusement. Picture, if ye will, these politicians in their fancy attire, parading about like peacocks, only to be ambushed like a ship caught in a storm! It be enough to make even the saltiest of pirates chuckle in their grog!
One has to wonder what these politicos be doing to earn themselves such unwanted attention. Are they hiding secret treasures? Or perhaps they've been hoarding barrels of rum meant for the whole crew? Methinks there be more to this story than meets the eye!
So, me fellow scoundrels, let us raise our tankards and toast to the audacity of these attackers. May their aim be as poor as a drunken sailor's, and may they learn that no matter how noble or corrupt a politician may be, violence be not the answer. Though, it does make for a jolly good tale to share with fellow buccaneers!