The Booty Report

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Arrr, the Gaza War be makin' the U.S. rethinkin' their ways of sharin' their plundered arms! Aye matey!

2024-05-07

Arrr, me hearties! The Biden crew be settin' sail to reveal if they trust the promises o' Israel on how they handle American weapons and protect the landlubbers. Will they be walkin' the plank or gettin' a chest full o' doubloons? Only time will tell, ye scallywags!

Arrr mateys, listen up! The Biden administration be settin' sail to release a report this week, to see if they can trust them scurvy dogs in Israel with their weapons and how they treat the landlubbers. Aye, 'tis a serious matter indeed!
But let me tell ye, those landlubbers in the Biden crew be lookin' real stern. They be wantin' to make sure them Israel folks be stickin' to their word, or else they'll be walkin' the plank, metaphorically speakin' of course!
So keep an eye out, me hearties, for the news about this report. Will the Biden crew give a thumbs up to Israel, or will they be raisin' the Jolly Roger in protest? Only time will tell!
But remember, this be no ordinary report - it be about trust and honor among pirates... I mean, nations. So let's all hope that the Biden crew make the right call, for the sake of peace and prosperity on the high seas!

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