Arrr, Rubio be sayin’ South Africa should guard its pale landlubbers, while the US be throwin’ open the gates!
2025-03-24
Arrr, me hearties! If them white South Africans and other fine folk be findin' their selves in a rough tide, the good ol' U.S. might just toss 'em a lifeline! Come aboard, ye scallywags, but leave yer cannon fire at home!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the high seas of politics! Secretary of State Marco Rubio, a scallywag of the U.S., be sayin' that South Africans threatened by violence shall find a warm welcome in the land of the free, specifically amid the ruckus 'twixt the South African government and the Trump ship over land laws and anti-Israel squabbles.This ol’ sea dog Rubio be callin’ out the infamous "Kill the Boer" chant, rumblin' through the waves of controversy like a cannonball in a stormy sea. He be demandin' South African leaders protect their Afrikaner mates from the perilous tides of strife, proclaimin’ that the U.S. be ready to hoist the flag of refuge for those brave souls seekin' safety.
But beware! The Trump fleet be freeze-framin’ aid to South Africa, upset over the land grabbin' ways of their leaders, who be snatchin’ land from the hands of the rightful owners without a single doubloon of compensation! As for the South African ambassador, he now be marked as "persona non grata," deemed by Rubio as a villainous landlubber spewin' hate against the good ol' U.S. of A.
So, raise yer tankards to the wild seas of diplomacy, where words be sharper than cutlasses! Yarrr!