The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! Even cozy cabins dodgin' the flames still be swimmin' in a sea o' toxic ashes, say the scholars! Arrr!

2025-01-15

Arrr, matey! Beware the cursed soot and smoke that be settlin' on yer fine furniture and walls! They be lingerin' like a scallywag for months! Aye, the wind be sneakin' through every crack, just like a crafty pirate lookin' for treasure! Keep yer ship clean, lest ye be afeared!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale 'bout the treacherous clutches o' soot and smoke, those dastardly foes that invade our humble abodes like scallywags in the night!

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