Arrr! A crew of captured scallywags set sail for DC, parleyin’ with Trump’s landlubbers! Avast, what a merry jest!
2025-03-03
Arrr matey! A motley crew of seven landlubbers, fresh from the clutches of them scallywags called Hamas, be chartin' a course for Washington, D.C. to parley with the fine gents o' the Trump crew. Aye, let's hope they don’t walk the plank on politics!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of seven brave souls freed from the clutches of the nefarious Hamas, settin' sail for Washington, D.C. to parley with the officials of the Trump administration, savvy?These gallant freedmen—Eli, Doron, Keith, Aviva, Naama, Omer, and Iair—be makin’ their way to express their heartfelt thanks to the Trump crew for their relentless pursuit o’ freedom for all trapped hostages. They’ll regale the officials with harrowing tales of their dark adventures in the tunnels of terror, where the shadows be as thick as a foggy night at sea!
Our matey Eli had a word with Prime Minister Netanyahu, who praised his courage and urged him to share his yarns with the President. “Aye, we’ll not rest until every last soul be brought back to their kin!” he declared, with fire in his belly!
Meanwhile, the powers that be in Israel have stopped the flow of goods to the Gaza Strip, warnin’ Hamas o’ dire consequences if they don’t play fair. The ceasefire’s first phase be endin’, and negotiations for a second phase be hangin' by a thread, with hostages still in peril. So hoist the sails and keep yer eyes peeled, for the winds of fortune may soon change for these brave souls!