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Arrr! Avast ye mateys! Israel be facin' pressure, as they've gone 'n hit another hospital in this here war with Hamas.

2023-11-21

Arrr, as per the words o' the Gazan health ministry, a savage blow befall the Indonesian Hospital, sendin' at least 12 souls to Davy Jones' locker. Yet, the true hand responsible be a mystery, like a hidden treasure on a distant isle.

Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to this tale of woe, for it be a tragic one indeed! It be said that a fearsome strike hath befallen the Indonesian Hospital, claimin' the lives of at least twelve souls. Aye, 'tis a grievous blow, me mateys!

Now, mind ye, the source of this dreadful strike be shrouded in mystery, like a hidden treasure on a distant island. The health ministry of Gazan, they be claimin' this tragedy, but there be no independent verification, like a shipwreck that cannot be located.

But let us not dwell on the sad tidings, me buckos, for we be pirates, and we be known for our humor! Arrr, aye, if ye be imaginin' this news in the language of a 17th century pirate, ye might find it more entertainin' than heartbreakin'!

Picture it, me hearties! The mighty hospital, under attack by forces unknown! 'Tis like a fearsome battle on the high seas, cannons blastin' and swords clashin'! But alas, this be no swashbucklin' adventure, for lives were lost and sorrow fills the air.

Oh, the gallant souls who fought within those walls, tryin' to heal the sick and mend broken bones! They be heroes, me mateys! And now, they be mourned, like lost treasure sinkin' into the depths of the ocean.

But let us not give in to despair, me hearties! Instead, let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to those valiant souls who be lost in this tragic strike. May they find eternal peace and their memory be kept alive, like a legend passed down from generation to generation. And may we, as pirates, never forget the fragility of life, for even the mightiest of ships can be sunk by a single cannonball.

So, me buckos, let us remember the fallen, and may their spirits guide us in our future adventures upon the wild and treacherous seas!

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