The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Ahoy! A scallywag hitman spills his last secrets before the noose tightens—talk 'bout shiverin' me timbers!"

2025-01-05

Arrr, Edgar Matobato be claimin’ he sent many a soul to Davy Jones’ locker for the old sea captain Duterte! Now he’s dodgin’ the noose, hopin’ to spin his yarn before the court. Aye, life be a tricky tide, that be fer sure!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout Edgar Matobato, a scallywag of a fella who claims to have done the dirty work fer none other than the former captain of the ship o' Philippines, Rodrigo Duterte! Aye, this lad says he’s sent many a soul to Davy Jones’ locker, repeatin’ that bloody business like a parrot squawkin’ the same tune! Blimey, a real sea dog in the dark waters of crime, he be!

But lo and behold! Now the tides be turnin’, and ol’ Edgar be tryin’ to keep his noggin attached to his shoulders, hopin’ to testify ‘bout his high seas escapades without findin’ himself on the wrong end of the cutlass! Aye, he be in a pickle, caught betwixt the devil and the deep blue sea, tryin’ to spill the beans whilst dodgin’ the cannon fire from those who may not want his tale told!

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