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Arrr, Zelensky be shoutin’ fer more truth, as Trump be claimin’ Ukraine fired the first cannonball! Blimey!

2025-02-19

Arrr, matey! President Zelensky be throwin’ some sharp jabs at Captain Trump’s thoughts on the scallywag war! Aye, his words cut deeper than a cutlass at a rum-soaked tavern! Avast, the tensions be risin’ like the tide, ye savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o’ the latest news from the treacherous seas of politics! Our brave captain, President Volodymyr Zelensky of the fair land of Ukraine, be makin’ waves with words sharper than a cutlass. He be pointin’ a finger at the infamous Captain Trump, lettin’ fly his thoughts on the raging war, like cannonballs in a storm!

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