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"Arrr! Ukraine be takin' a whack at them bridges in Kursk, tryin' to trap them scallywag troops, savvy?"

2024-08-19

Arrr, matey! Them scallywags be tryin’ to smash the bridges o’er the river in Kursk, claimin’ it be the only way fer the Russian dogs to flee or fetch their grog! A right jolly mess, it be! Avast, ‘tis a game of cat and mouse on the high seas!

Avast ye landlubbers, gather ‘round and lend me yer ears! The scallywags of the Kursk region be in a right pickle, as the dastardly attacks be aimed at layin’ waste to the bridges that be havin’ more holes than a cheese grater, savvy? These here crossings be the only lifelines fer the Russian lads, servin’ as their sole paths fer resupply and retreat. Aye, 'tis a strategic mischief that would make even the finest of sea rogues chuckle!

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