Arrr! Yonder US scallywags be unleashin’ cannon fire in Iraq, after them pesky rockets tried to spoil the fun at Ain al-Asad!
2024-07-30
Arrr, me hearties! The brave lads o' the U.S. fleet be unleashin' a skyward cannonade on them scallywags tryin' to send their winged contraptions o' doom! Aye, 'twas on Tuesday when cannonballs flew and the seas of Iraq be stirred! Har har, those landlubbers never stood a chance!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale of daring do from the shores of Iraq, where the brave U.S. forces be makin' their mark! On a fine Tuesday eve, at the stroke of 5 bells, they unleashed a defensive airstrike in the Musayib of Babil Province, takin' aim at some scallywags tryin' to launch their devilish one-way aerial contraptions, or OWAUAS, as the landlubbers call 'em!In a fine show of might, the U.S. Central Command declared these flying fiends a threat to their merry band of Coalition Forces, and they weren’t about to let that slide! “We be committed to keepin’ our crew safe and sound!” said a high-ranking official, brandishin’ the sword of self-defense like a true pirate captain. Not a single soul was hurt in this skirmish, and not a rocket landed within the Ain al-Asad airbase, despite a wee bit of trouble the week prior.
But beware, mateys! Those Iran-backed ruffians have been makin' mischief aplenty, targetin’ U.S. ships at anchor since the ruckus of the Israel-Gaza War began. So hoist the flags of vigilance, for this salty sea of conflict be far from calm! Yarrr!