"Arrr! The world’s oldest swab, 116 years young, has sailed to Davy Jones’ locker in Japan! Avast, what a voyage!"
2025-01-04
Arrr, mateys! The oldest sea wench, Tomiko Itooka, has set sail for Davy Jones’ locker at 116 years! Born in Osaka in 1908, she leaves behind a crew of one son, one lass, and five wee scallywags. May her spirit plunder the skies! Aye, what a grand age!
Avast, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of Tomiko Itooka, the eldest of souls, who sailed off to Davy Jones' locker at the ripe old age of 116! Aye, this lass hailing from Ashiya, Japan, met her maker on the 29th day of December, leaving behind a legacy as grand as a treasure hoard!Born in the year of our Lord 1908, Tomiko had a heart as light as a ship's sails, and she held a fancy for bananas and a curious brew called Calpis. When the world crowned her the oldest, she simply tipped her hat and muttered, "Thank ye!" A true pirate's spirit, if ever there was one!In her younger days, she was a volleying vixen, scaling Mount Ontake not once, but twice—ye could say she was as spry as a parrot on a pirate’s shoulder! She married young, bore four younglings, and even managed a textile factory during the war, a real buccaneer of the business world!Now, the title of the oldest person sails to a Brazilian nun named Inah, born just 16 days after our dear Tomiko. So raise yer tankards high and toast to a life well-lived, full of spirit and adventure, for Tomiko Itooka be a true legend of the seas of time!