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Blast me barnacles! Andrew Tate be captured in Romania by order of the crown! Avast ye, troublemaker!

2024-03-12

Arrr! Mr. Tate and his scurvy brother, Tristan, be thrown in the brig for crimes committed 'twixt 2012 and 2015. 'Tis said they be fancyin' themselves as some sort o' sexual aggressors! Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on 'em, mateys!

Arrr mateys, listen up! I've got a tale to tell ye about a scallywag by the name o' Mr. Tate and his brother, Tristan. These two landlubbers were caught red-handed and thrown in the brig on charges o' sexual aggression. Aye, ye heard me right!
These accusations be stretchin' back from 2012 to 2015, aye, a spokesman said. They must've thought they were above the law, but the authorities caught wind o' their misdeeds and put an end to their shenanigans.
Now, I ain't one to gossip, but it seems these two bilge rats were up to no good for quite some time. Ye gotta wonder what kind o' trouble they were stirrin' up to get themselves in such a mess. But justice has a way o' catchin' up to ye, even if ye think ye be sailin' smooth waters.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. No matter how clever ye think ye be, there be consequences for yer actions. And if ye cross the line, ye best be prepared to face the music, just like Mr. Tate and Tristan. Arrr!

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