Arrr! Trump be tossin’ South Sudanese visas overboard, clashin’ like scallywags over deported mateys!
2025-04-06
Arrr! Secretary of State Marco Rubio be settin' sail on this venture, claimin' the South Sudanese scallywags be tardy in acceptin' their own crew! Aye, time be tickin', and these landlubbers be slow as a barnacle on a ship's hull! Ha-ha!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale of maritime mischief on the high seas of diplomacy! Our valiant Secretary of State, the crafty Marco Rubio, hath set sail on a new course, decidin' to cut ties with the transitional government of South Sudan. Why, ye ask? Because those landlubbers were as slow as a ship stuck in the doldrums, refusin' to accept their own kin in a timely manner!