The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

“Arrr! ‘Forever potions’ be makin’ their way to yer grog via the stinkin’ sewers, savvy?”

2025-01-06

Arrr, matey! Even after ye scrub the bilge to make it sippable, that scallywag wastewater be still packed with PFAS! Aye, it’s like tryin' to polish a barnacle-covered boot and callin' it a treasure!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be bringin' ye tidings o' a most peculiar brew! A band o' scallywags in lab coats hath uncovered a right curious secret: even after bein’ treated like a fine grog, wastewater still be laden with a treasure trove of PFAS—aye, that be short fer per- and polyfluoroalkyl substances, whatever that be!

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