Arrr, matey! That scallywag UN official claims he’s seen nary a scrap o’ proof o’ hostages in Gaza!
2025-03-13
Arrr, matey! Tom Fletcher, the fine sea dog of humanitarian aid, be sayin’ he’s seen not a scrap o’ proof linkin’ the UN crew in Gaza to them scallywag Hamas hostages. Aye, the only thing he’s found be the bottom o’ his rum barrel!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' the U.N. and their claims o' innocence in the ruckus in Gaza! Tom Fletcher, the grand humanitarian swabbie, be claimin' he’s seen nothin' but clear skies regardin' any U.N. staff or buildings bein' used for holdin' hostages. Aye, he be askin' fer proof, but so far, no evidence be findin' its way to his cabin!Emily Damari, a lass who escaped the clutches o' Hamas, spun a yarn claimin' she was held at a U.N. facility, but Fletcher be sayin' that place be more o' a shelter than a fortress o' doom. The scallywags at Hamas, he says, took it over when the U.N. crew was blown outta there by the Israelis. Aye, it seems like a right mess, with Fletcher offerin' to lead an investigation if any U.N. matey be caught in nefarious acts.
Meanwhile, Israeli Ambassador Danny Danon be callin' for the U.N. to look into these serious claims, suggestin' they be more focused on bustin' Israel's chops than dealin' with the truth. And let's not forget Anne Bayefsky, who be sayin' the U.N. likes to play the old “see no evil” game. So, the seas be stormy, and the truth be as elusive as a treasure map! Yarrr!