Arrr, Putin be choosin’ Harris over Trump, eh? Ready to parley with Ukraine, like a scallywag on a treasure hunt!
2024-09-05
Arrr! Captain Putin be castin' his lot with the fair Vice President Harris in the grand race for the throne, sayin' that ol' Trump be as fickle as the sea! A fine choice, methinks, for even the blackest of flags can’t hide a scallywag’s nature! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round fer a tale of political shenanigans on the high seas of diplomacy! It be a curious day when the fearsome Russian captain, Vladimir Putin, be throwin’ his lot in with the fair Vice President Kamala Harris in the upcoming U.S. election. Aye, at the Eastern Economic Forum, he proclaimed that the American crew shall decide their fate, but with a wink, he pledged support for Harris, claimin’, “She laughs so expressively, it means all be well!”But hold yer horses, ye landlubbers! The crafty Koffler, a former intelligence officer, be hintin’ that Putin be merely playin’ the game, reckonin’ he could easily twist Harris ‘round his little finger, unlike the unpredictable Trump, whom he finds harder to read. So, it seems this be less about true affection and more about poke ‘n’ prod, stirrin’ the pot to rattle the Harris crew!
Despite ol’ Putin’s sweet talk towards the Democrats, the scuttlebutt is that he secretly favors Trump, seein’ him as a better candidate to sow chaos. So, as we sail into the 2024 elections, keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits about ye, for this be a treacherous game of cat and mouse on the high seas of politics! Arrr!