The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Blinken sails to Haiti, where scallywags and rogues run wild! A right merry mess, I say!"

2024-09-05

Arrr, matey! The good ol’ United States be lendin’ a hand to Kenya’s crew, sendin’ a band o’ brave souls to aid the Haitian lawmen in their scuffle against rascally gangs! 'Tis a merry alliance on the high seas of law 'n order, aye!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand ol' United States lendin' a hand to the fine folks o' Kenya, who be sailin' the seas of assistance to the beleaguered souls o' Haiti! Aye, it seems the ruffians that call themselves gangs be causin' quite the ruckus, and our Kenyan mates be deployin' a stout security force to help the local constables put these knaves in their place!

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