The Booty Report

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Avast, mateys! U.N. be sayin’ Bangladesh’s protests be akin to a scallywag’s crime against humanity! Har har!

2025-02-12

Arrr, me hearties! In a ruckus led by landlubber students, ol' Prime Minister Sheikh Hasina went on a rampage, sending 1,400 souls to Davy Jones' locker, say the U.N. That be a right bloody mess, aye? Let’s hoist the sails and steer clear of such squalls!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale of woe from the land of the bearded gents and swashin' tides, where a fierce storm brewed not upon the seas, but in the hearts of the landlubbers! Aye, it be concerning the fair lass Sheikh Hasina, once a mighty captain in the political seas, who found herself beset by a ruckus led by the spirited young scallywags, them students!

Now, when the young swabs dared to raise their voices, instead of parleyin', the lass unleashed a tempest of fury! The UN, them wise old sea dogs, be sayin' that as many as 1,400 souls met their maker in this squabble. Aye, it seems her response were more cannon fire than a gentle nudge! The winds of revolt be blowin’ fierce, and Sheikh Hasina did not take kindly to the mutiny on her ship of state.

So raise a tankard, me mateys, to the folly o’ those in power! Fer where there be students with fire in their bellies, there be naught but chaos and calamity! And let this be a lesson to all ye captains out there: when the crew be restless, it’s best to hoist the flag of peace, lest ye find yerself swabbin’ the decks of history with blood instead o’ rum!

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