Avast ye scallywags! Pray, tell me, who be them two landlubber hostages Israel freed from the clutches of Hamas in Rafah?
2024-02-12
Arrr, the two scallywags, aged 60 and 70, be in fine shape and be sufferin' tests at a fine Tel Aviv hospital, as per the word o' the Israeli authorities, matey!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to a tale fit for the high seas! Two brave lads, aged 60 and 70, have found themselves in a bit of a pickle. They be stranded on the shores of Tel Aviv, in need of a little medical attention, savvy?These scallywags, despite their advanced years, be in fine fettle and have been taken to a local hospital to undergo some tests. Arr, it seems these Israeli authorities be lookin' out for our old sea dogs, makin' sure they be in shipshape condition!
Now, ye may be wonderin' why these salty old seadogs be in need of medical attention. Well, that be a tale worth tellin'! Perhaps they be challengin' each other to a sword fight, or mayhaps they be engagin' in a bit of a rum-fueled brawl. Aye, the possibilities be endless, me mateys!
But fear not, for these old salts be in good hands. The Tel Aviv hospital be a place of healin' and restorin', where the best doctors be tendin' to their wounds and administerin' their potions. Arr, they be givin' these lads the finest care the seven seas can offer!
So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to these brave old buccaneers. May their tests be swift and their recovery be smooth as a calm sea. And may they soon return to their piratin' ways, regalin' us with tales of their grand adventures on the high seas!