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Arrr, matey! Harris-Walz be spinnin' tales of triumph while the seas of chaos be tossin' us 'round!

2024-08-23

Arrr, me hearties! The Democrats be hoistin' a policy scroll this week, still singin' the Biden-Harris shanty. But lo! That parchment be penned 'fore ol' Bidy decided to walk the plank from the 2024 race! Talk about a shipwreck of plans! Har har har!

Ahoy, mateys! It seems Vice President Kamala Harris be sailing in murky waters regardin' her foreign policy, whilst the Trump-Vance crew be takin' aim at her record like cannon fire! Rep. Michael Waltz be hollerin' that the DNC's turnin' a blind eye to threats on the high seas, makin' the seas more treacherous under her watch. With talk of Iran and China's mischief, Harris be throwin' around buzzwords like "weird," but where be the solutions, I ask ye!

The RNC be claimin' that they be workin' hard to fortify the ship, while Harris be merely pledging to secure the borders and tackle space pirates and AI! Arrr, she took a jab at Trump, but her ship still seems to be sinkin' without a proper plan, me hearties. It be a confusing time, as the DNC be release a platform talkin’ ‘bout ol’ Biden when he passed the torch like it was a cursed treasure!

As the political storm be brewin’, Harris be sayin’ she’ll resurrect a border security bill that Trump sunk. But will she stand strong against the tides of opposition? Only time will tell! So grab yer grog and watch this spectacle unfold, for the seas of politics be ever-changin’, and there be treasures and troubles awaitin' all who dare to sail!

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