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Arrr! Nicaragua be challengin' Germany to a duel o'er supplyin' arms to Israel! Off to the ICJ we go!

2024-04-08

Arr mateys, a new ruckus be brewin' at the International Court o' Justice! They be claimin' them German scallywags be helpin' with genocide in the Gaza battle. Me thinks it be time to make 'em walk the plank! Arrrr!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! Thar be a new case before the International Court of Justice that be claimin' the German government be helpin' with genocide in the Gaza war. Aye, ye heard me right! Genocide, says they!
Now, I ain't no fancy lawyer, but I reckon this be a serious accusation. The German government should be walkin' the plank if they be found guilty of such a heinous crime. Aye, genocide be no joke!
But let's not be too quick to judge, me mateys. Let's give 'em a fair trial and see what evidence be presented. Maybe it be all just a load of balderdash and poppycock!
So, keep a weather eye on this case, me hearties. The fate of the German government be hangin' in the balance. Will they be proven guilty of furtherin' genocide in the Gaza war, or will they be clearin' their names and sailin' off into the sunset? Only time will tell!

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