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Beware, mateys! White House scallywag be warning Israel to hold off on pillaging Rafah! Arrr!

2024-05-10

Arrr, President Biden be keeping a weather eye on a possible grand attack in the southern city of Gaza. He be as nervous as a landlubber on his first voyage, mayhaps he be needin' a sturdy ship and a trusty crew to navigate these treacherous waters!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, news be spreadin' that President Biden be keepin' a weather eye on a possible attack in the city of southern Gaza. Aye, 'tis a dangerous situation brewin' on the horizon.
But fear not, me mateys, for ol' Biden be no landlubber. He be keepin' a sharp lookout and preparin' to defend against any swashbucklin' assault that may come his way. Aye, he be showin' his mettle and standin' strong like a true buccaneer.
So batten down the hatches and ready the cannons, for the winds of war may be blowin' in our direction. But with ol' Biden at the helm, we be sailin' through these troubled waters with our heads held high and our spirits undaunted.
So let's raise a tankard of grog to President Biden, the fearless captain of our ship in these treacherous seas. May his courage and cunning be our guiding light in the face of danger and may we emerge victorious from this battle, me hearties!

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