The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, these new rules be givin' wind and solar power a bootyful boost in the electric grids, me hearties!

2024-05-13

Arrr, me hearties! The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission has given the nod to the grandest changes in over a decade to the manner in which U.S. power lines be mapped and funded. Avast ye, 'tis a swashbucklin' victory for the high seas of electricity!

Arrr mateys, ye hear the news? The Federal Energy Regulatory Commission be makin' some big changes to the way power lines be planned and funded in the good ol' U.S. of A. This be the biggest shake-up in more than a decade, so ye best be payin' attention.
They be talkin' 'bout plannin' power lines in a more efficient manner, makin' sure they be reachin' all the corners of the land without causin' too much trouble for the folks livin' nearby. And as for fundin', well, they be makin' sure that the costs be shared fair and square among all them that be benefitin' from the power lines.
So, me hearties, it be a time of change in the world of power lines. No more will we be seein' them lines poppin' up all willy-nilly without proper thought and consideration. The seas of electricity be navigated with more precision and care, thanks to the fine folks at the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission.
Now, let's raise a toast to these changes, and may they bring smooth sailin' and bright lights to all the land lubbers out there. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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