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Arrr, Hamas be spillin’ the beans on four lasses, might be breakin’ their word like a scallywag with a parrot!

2025-01-24

Arrr, matey! Hamas be givin’ back four lasses o' the IDF, includin’ Karina, Daniella, Naama, and Liri! A second round o' hostages, savvy? But it be lookin’ like they be playin’ fast 'n loose with that ceasefire pact, aye! Avast, what a jolly ruckus!

Avast ye hearties! Gather round for a tale of captives and the uncharted seas of politics! The families of four brave lasses—Karina, Daniella, Naama, and Liri, all fine members of the Israeli Defense Forces—be hearin’ whispers that their daughters, held captive in the treacherous realm of Gaza for nigh 475 days, be set to be freed this Saturday! Aye, 'tis a grand glimmer of hope amidst the stormy seas of uncertainty!

But hold yer horses! The scallywags of Hamas be spillin’ names like a leaky barrel, while the media be told to keep their lips sealed until the families be in the know. Yet, this be a tricky deal, as it seems the release of these gallant wenches might be breaching the pact made, for civilian lasses were to be freed first, followed by the elderly and wounded landsmen.

Meanwhile, news of other captives be swirling about like a tempest! The fate of the Bibas family, once bold, now lost in the fog of war, weighs heavy on hearts across the seven seas. With talk of releases and negotiations, the tide be turning, but the waters be murky. So, raise a toast to bravery and hope, for in this salty saga, all be wishin’ for fair winds and safe returns!

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