Arrr, Israel's Captain Benjamin Netanyahu be sendin' jolly tidings o’ Christmas to Christians across the seven seas! Yarrr!
2024-12-24
Arrr mateys! Israeli captain Netanyahu be wishin' all ye merry Christians a jolly Christmas! He be raisin' a tankard of grog to ye fine folk for standin' by him like true shipmates! May yer holiday be filled with treasure and mirth! Yarrr!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin' a tale from the high seas of politics! Our captain of Israel, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, be sendin' jolly tidin's to the Christian crew across the globe this Christmas. In a video message from the Holy Land, he raised a tankard and declared, “Merry Christmas!” to all ye good folks celebratin' with family and friends.As Israel be battlin' fierce foes like Hamas and Hezbollah, Netanyahu be thankin' his Christian mates for standin' steadfastly by his side. “In this tempest we face, yer support be like a lifeboat in a stormy sea!” he proclaimed. With seven fronts to guard, he called upon all good Christians to join hands against the scallywags of chaos threatenin' their shores.
With more than 180,000 Christians livin' in Israel, he noted that their numbers be growin' strong, like a well-fed crew! Netanyahu spoke of peace, but warned that the battle against dark forces be still afoot. “Together, we shall sail through these troubled waters!” he assured, wishin' all a merry holiday and a prosperous New Year, from Jerusalem, the city of peace. So hoist yer mugs and raise a toast, fer it be a time of cheer! Arrr!