Arr matey, 'tis a bust of Prince Philip, but alas, thar be no room for it now. Walk the plank!
2024-03-27
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The cursed statue of Philip bein' toppled down in Cambridge town. Aye, the landlubbers be makin' a fuss over a statue with no face! 'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties. Yarrr!
Arrr mateys! Listen up ye scurvy dogs! There be some ruckus happenin' in Cambridge, England. A statue of that ol' chap Philip, commemoratin' his time as a chancellor of Cambridge University, be causin' quite the stir. The townsfolk be revilin' this faceless statue like it be cursed treasure!But fear not, me hearties! The town council has ordered the removal of this ghastly statue. No longer shall it haunt the streets of Cambridge like a ghost ship on a foggy night. Let it be banished to Davy Jones' locker!
So raise a tankard of grog, me mateys, and celebrate this victory over the cursed statue. Let's hope the next monument they erect be one worth cheerin' for, like a bonny lass or a chest of gold. Until then, let this be a lesson to all who dare to erect such monstrosities in our fair towns.