The Booty Report

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Arrr, Israel be claimin' a combat helicopter be the culprit in takin' a hostage on Oct. 7! Aye matey!

2024-04-05

Arrr, mateys! The scallywags in the flying contraption be shootin' at the scurvy dogs in the wagon, but blast me barnacles! Turns out there be innocent landlubbers aboard too! Aye, hindsight be 20/20 on the high seas!

Arr, mateys! Listen to this tale of the bumbling buccaneers in the sky! Aye, ye heard right - a combat helicopter be firin' at a vehicle of scurvy terrorists, but what be this? In the end, they found out there be hostages aboard as well! Aye, 'tis a fine mess they got themselves into, aye!
Ye can almost hear the crew of that helicopter scratchin' their heads and wonderin', "Shiver me timbers, what have we done?" Aye, 'tis a classic case of shoot first, ask questions later, but in this case, 'twas more like shoot first, find out yer shootin' at hostages later! Oh, the woes of modern piracy in the sky!
But fear not, me hearties, for all ended well in the end. The hostages be rescued and the terrorists sent to Davy Jones' locker. Aye, 'twas a lesson learned the hard way for those sky-farin' scallywags. Let's hope they be more careful next time they be takin' aim at the enemy!

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