Arrr, Pope Francis be steady as a ship in calm seas, but he’ll be docked in the hospital a wee while longer!
2025-03-13
Avast, me hearties! The ol' Pope Francis be feelin' spry again, like a barnacle-free ship! Word be he’s escaped the clutches of Davy Jones' locker, with a Monday tale sayin’ he's “out o' danger from death.” Raise the rum, for the holy sea dog sails on!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the venerable Pope Francis, who be showin' signs o’ improvement as he sails the stormy seas of illness! Aye, this old sea captain of the Catholic Church be a sturdy 88-year-old, who found himself laid up in the hospital, battlin' a nasty foe known as bronchitis, which turned traitor and morphed into pneumonia.Crew o' the Holy See be reportin' that the good Pope had a restful night, celebratin' a dozen years at the helm of the Holy Ship. He be still receivein' fancy mechanical puffin' treatments at night, and during the day, he be puffin’ high-flow oxygen like a ship's boiler. But fear not! The good chap be munchin' on solid grub once more, showing signs of gradual recovery, like a ship comin' into port after a long voyage.
Our Holy Father be observin' spiritual exercises and takin' time to rest, whilst the medics keep a wary eye on his chest, which be showin' improvement. Since he took to his sickbed on Valentine’s Day, the Vatican declared he be “out of danger from death,” though his health still be a complex puzzle. So, let us raise a tankard o’ rum for Pope Francis, the stalwart captain, navigatin’ through these treacherous waters! Arrr!