Arrr! Israel's UN sea dog be callin' Hamas' showin' of hostages' coffins a right scallywag act of wickedness!
2025-02-20
Arrr, the High Commissioner of Human Rights, Volker Türk, be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout them scallywags o’ Hamas, showin’ off coffins like a treasure map! Shiri, Ariel, Kfir Bibas, and Oded Lifshitz be restin’ in peace, not playin’ pirate dress-up, ye landlubbers!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of wretched travesties upon the high seas of international discourse! The remains of four brave souls—Shiri, Kfir, Ariel Bibas, and good Oded Lifshitz—were finally returned to Israel, more than 500 days after bein' taken hostage by that scallywag crew known as Hamas. But lo and behold! These ne'er-do-wells decided to parade their remains in a ghastly theatrical spectacle, layin' them out like treasure on display with mockery aimed at none other than the Israeli captain himself, Prime Minister Netanyahu!With coffins adorned and a banner spoutin' vile accusations, the world looked on in horror, and rightly so! Even the esteemed UN took a swing at condemning this foul display, though many muttered that they were too soft on the devils at Hamas. "Aye, it's evil!" cried Israeli Ambassador Danon, as he brandished his words like a cutlass, callin’ out the inhumanity of it all. Meanwhile, Turkish High Commissioner Volker Türk appeared to stir the pot, findin' fault in both the attackers and the defenders, much to the chagrin of those seekin' justice for the innocent.
The Bibas family, once symbols of the terror inflicted upon the innocent, now haunt the hearts of their kinfolk. So as we sail through these turbulent waters, let it be known—this pirate stands for the sanctity of life and the respect owed to the dearly departed! Arrr!