Arrr! The U.S. be tossin’ $20 billion in cannonballs to aid Israel and scare off the scallywags from Iran!
2024-08-23
Arrr, the grand White House be tellin' them landlubbers in Congress it be settin’ sail with a treasure trove of cannons fer Israel! They be tryin' to calm the storm o' dissent while dodgin' a squall o' war in the high seas o' the region!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round the galley as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand vessel known as the White House, where the fine lords be makin' deals that would make Davy Jones himself raise an eyebrow! Aye, they’ve set sail on a mighty venture, tellin’ the scallywags in Congress that a treasure trove of arms be headed to the land o’ Israel. Yarrr, it be a hefty haul, indeed!But hold yer horses! The good crew aboard the White House be tryin’ to keep the mutiny at bay, lest the seas of the region turn stormy. They be plottin’ and schemin’ to keep the peace, for a regional war be a tempest no sailor wishes to face! The crew knows well that a ship divided be no ship at all, and they be workin' harder than a one-legged man in a butt-kickin’ contest to keep all hands on deck!
So, with a wink and a nod, they be tryin’ to smooth the waters and prevent the cannons from roarin’. Aye, it’s a fine line they be walkin’, but fear not, for the White House be as crafty as a fox in a henhouse, hopin’ to keep the pirates of war at bay while fillin' their coffers with shiny new arms!