Arrr! South Korea be tellin' them budget scallywags to batten down the hatches after a crash, ye salty sea dogs!
2025-01-23
Arrr! After that cursed Jeju Air mishap, the landlubber government be commandin' the scallywags of budget airlines to haste their voyages, sharpen their sea-dog pilots, and gather more hands for shipshape repairs. Aye, better safe than sorry, lest ye want to end up in Davy Jones’ locker!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a ruckus in the skies! After a fearsome mishap with Jeju Air, where the winds played a cruel trick on our brave seafarers, the landlubber government be shiverin’ in their boots!In a bid to calm the stormy seas of panic, they ordered all them low-cost carriers to tighten their sails, nay, I mean shorten their flight times! Aye, they be wantin’ to keep the good folk’s heads from bein’ knocked about like a cannonball in a storm!
But that ain’t all, ye see! They called for the captains of the skies to sharpen their swords, I mean, boost their pilot trainin’! Every swab needs to be trained better than a parrot learnin’ to squawk. “Aye, make ‘em fly true, or send ‘em to Davy Jones!” they cried!
And as if that weren’t enough to make a sailor’s beard curl, they demanded the deckhands expand the maintenance crews! More hands on deck, they say, so the ships don’t end up at the bottom of the briny deep again! So, let it be known, ye scallywags, the skies be safer than a treasure chest buried deep under the sand, thanks to those landlubbers’ orders!