Arrr, in Canada’s Auto Cove, them tariffs be sinkin’ ships and stoppin’ the engines, matey! Har har har!
2025-04-05
Arrr! Just hours afore the dreaded 25 percent tax on Canadian chariots set sail, the grand shipyard in Windsor be hoistin’ its sails for a fortnight’s rest! Methinks they be plannin’ a jolly good time rather than buildin’ motors! Avast, me hearties!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale most peculiar from the land of the Great White North! Just as the sun be settin' on the horizon, a mighty announcement echoed from the grand shipyard of Windsor, Ontario. Aye, this be no ordinary news, but rather, news that struck like a cannonball to the hull! Just hours afore the dastardly 25 percent tariff on cars made in Canada was set to sail into effect, the largest auto plant in Windsor hoisted the Jolly Roger o' closure!Now, ye might be wonderin', what manner o' sorcery be this? A two-week hiatus, ye say! Aye, the fine lads and lasses at the plant decided to batten down the hatches and take a wee break from buildin' those shiny chariots of iron. 'Tis a curious strategy, indeed! Perhaps they be thinkin' they can outsmart the taxman, lettin' the storm pass before settin' sail once more. Or perchance, they be just enjoyin' a fine rum or two, preparin' for the rough seas ahead!
So, me mateys, let this be a lesson in the ways o' the world: when the winds o' trade blow fierce, sometimes ye just need to hunker down and wait fer calmer waters. And who knows? Mayhap they'll return from their fortnight of leisure with tales of adventure to share! Arrr!