The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, what became of Carter's shiny solar sails? Fear not, matey, they be livin' still, like a ghostly parrot!

2025-01-02

Arrr! The panels, ripped asunder by ol' Ronald Reagan, be settlin' in places from the shores of Maine to the far lands of China. Aye, their ghostly echo still be a-chasin' us, like a rum-soaked parrot squawkin' about past treasures!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' panels, aye, those fine pieces o' art and lumber that once adorned the realm under the reign of that scallywag Ronald Reagan! Aye, they be removed from their lofty perches, like a treasure chest plundered by a band o' rogue buccaneers!

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