Arrr, the Vatican be spillin' the beans! The Pope be holdin' fast in the hospital's brig for three weeks now!
2025-03-01
Arrr! The Holy Father be holdin' steady, swappin' between the great metal windbag and a fine gale o' oxygen, the Vatican be spoutin' on this fine Saturday! Aye, even a pope be needin' a bit o' air when sailin' the stormy seas of health!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of the 88-year-old Pope Francis, who's been holed up in that Gemelli Hospital like a shipwrecked sailor! The Vatican be sayin' his condition be stable, switchin' between the puffin' contraptions of mechanical ventilation and high-flow oxygen. Fear not, for he be fever-free and keepin’ those pesky bronchospasms at bay!Word from the Vatican scallywags is that the pontiff be in a "complex," yet "stable" spot, as he sails through the third week o' this health voyage. His white blood cells be as low as a sunken treasure, keepin' infections at bay, or so they hope! Despite his ailments, the Holy Father be in good spirits, walkin’, eatin’, and wisely decidin' to take a rest instead of toil with his secretaries on a fine Saturday.