The Booty Report

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"Arrr! After the truce, Hamas be battered but still sails as the top dog in Gaza's raucous seas!"

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! Even after 15 moons o' cannon fire from the Israeli fleet, Hamas be the captain o' the Gaza ship, steer’n the lost souls in their camps and stubborn as a parrot! Surrender? Ha! They’d sooner walk the plank!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and lend me yer ears, for I be spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout them rascally scallywags known as Hamas! Aye, even after more than a year o’ heavy cannon fire rainin’ down from them Israeli ships, Hamas be still the captain o’ the ship in Gaza’s tempestuous seas.

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