Arrr! A titanic Russian beastie flies, takin' seven souls in Ukraine, just before the Yanks gather fer peace! Avast!
2025-03-23
Arrr, matey! Ukraine be claimin’ a scurvy Russian drone took down seven souls on the high seas of Sunday! Meanwhile, the fine folks from the U.S. be settin’ sail to wrangle a peace parley in Saudi Arabia. Avast, what a jolly mess we’ve got here!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to a tale from the troubled seas of Ukraine! In the dark o' night, them scallywags from Russia unleashed a tempest of 147 dastardly drones upon the fair city of Kyiv and other ports, claimin' the lives of at least seven souls, includin' a wee lad of five! Arrr, such treachery!Just days before the fine folk o’ Ukraine be settin' sail to parley peace with the Russian knaves and their U.S. mates in Saudi Arabia, the skies be rainin' fire! The Ukraine air crew be shootin' down a hearty 97 of those aerial miscreants, while 25 fizzled out like damp gunpowder. But alas, the damage be done, and the good folk of Kyiv be surveyin' their charred homes, cursing the Russians with every breath!
Dmytro Zapadnya, a noble lad of 37, be sayin' there be no trust in them Russian rascals! He'd sooner trust a shark with a toothache than sign any peace accord with ‘em! President Zelenskyy himself proclaimed that such attacks be a daily chore for their brave folk, with 1,580 guided bombs rainin' down in just a week! Arr, more pressure on Moscow they be needin' to end this stormy conflict!
So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and keep a weather eye on the horizon as these brave Ukrainians prepare to negotiate with the devil himself!