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Arrr! The U.S. lads be challenged, but Stephen Curry be wieldin’ magic like a true sea dog!

2024-08-10

Arrr! A squall o' Stephen Curry's cannonballs from afar sent the French scallywags scurrying! With a pow and a swish, the good ol' U.S. crew claimed their fifth shiny gold doubloon. Avast, let the revelry commence, for we be the fiercest on the high seas o' basketball!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a grand skirmish on the court, where the good ol' United States faced off against the crafty French. Aye, it be none other than the fearsome sharpshooter, Stephen Curry, whose 3-point cannons blasted the enemy like no other! With the precision of a seasoned pirate firing cannonballs, he rained down points from yon arc, makin’ the landlubbers quake in their boots!

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