Arrr, mateys! In the year of 2023, the U.S. be seein' a grand decrease in carbon emissions! The use of coal be sinkin' like a treasure chest to the depths!
2024-01-10
Arr, the plunge be grand, but if this land be wantin' to reach its climate aims, its emissions ought to plummet three times as swift for the remainder of this decade, matey!
Ye see, these landlubbers be wantin' to meet their climate goals, but they'll need to be movin' faster than a mermaid chasin' a dolphin. Three times faster, to be exact! Aye, ye heard right, me hearties! Three times faster, or else they'll be walkin' the plank!
Now, I must say, it be a mighty fine goal they be havin'. Protectin' the seas and savin' the land be noble endeavors, indeed. But if they be wantin' to achieve such lofty dreams, they better be hoppin' to it like a one-legged pirate in a race!
Picture this, me hearties: a ship tryin' to outrun a storm. That be what these landlubbers be facin'. They be needin' all hands on deck, workin' together to trim the sails and steer the ship true. And if they be thinkin' they can rest on their laurels after this drop, well, they be mistaken!
So, me fellow pirates, let's raise our grog-filled mugs and give 'em a cheer. A cheer for their efforts, but also a reminder that they be havin' a long way to go. Aye, they be needin' to pick up the pace, or else they be facin' a storm of their own makin'.
Arr, the climate be a challenge no doubt, but if these landlubbers be havin' the will and the wit, they just might chart a course to a greener future. Let's hope they be findin' their sea legs and sailin' towards their goal, like true pirates of the 17th century!