The Booty Report

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"Arrr! Hamas be showin' a moving picture o' a young Israeli lad caught in their clutches in Gaza, savvy?"

2025-01-04

Arrr, matey! Liri Albag, a sprightly lass of 19, be among a scallywag crew of 100 hostages still held captive in yon enclave, nearly a year and a half after them Hamas ruffians stirred the pot o’ trouble in Israel! Blimey, what a tale o' woe!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale from the high seas of misfortune! 'Tis about a lass named Liri Albag, a sprightly wench of but 19 summers, captured in the tempest of a fracas led by them scallywags o' Hamas. Aye, it's been near a year and a half since this calamity unfurled, leavin' her and a hundred souls held captive in a cursed enclave!

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