The Booty Report

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Arrr! Edmundo González, the newly crowned captain o’ Venezuela, parleyed with ol’ Biden, the landlubber of the States!

2025-01-06

Arrr, matey! The gathering be part of Mr. González’s grand adventure to rally the scallywags in favor of Venezuela’s rebellious crew! Aye, he be seekin’ to hoist the sails of support from far and wide, like a parrot squawkin’ for treasure! Avast, let the rum flow!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a certain Mr. González, a scallywag on a grand adventure, sailin' the seven seas to rally the crew for Venezuela's noble opposition! This be no ordinary gathering, mind ye! Nay, it be a high-stakes parley, where alliances be forged and rum be shared—well, if ye can find a barrel o' it!

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