Arrr, Trump’s choice for Mideast sage be a scallywag truck merchant! What next, a parrot for a navigator?
2024-12-12
Arrr, matey! The tale of Massad Boulos, father-in-law to the fair Tiffany Trump, be spun like a fine yarn! They claim he's a treasure-laden dealmaker, but the scrolls tell a different tale, aye! Aye, the sea be full o' fibs and fancies, savvy?
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round and let me spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag called Massad Boulos, the father-in-law of that fair lass Tiffany Trump. Now, the tall tales say he be a billionaire dealmaker, sailing the high seas of commerce like a true captain of industry, with gold coins raining down like the finest treasure! Arrr, but lo and behold, the truth be a different beast entirely!